Live Like You Were Dying

06 October 2009, 11:49 am (Tue)

Danger of Communicating in different Wavelength.

Filed under: Jokes/Humour

In New Delhi , Mr. Sharma comes homes one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I’m a month overdue. I think we’re going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can’t tell anybody".

The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call from DEB (Delhi Electric Board) because the electricity bill has not been paid.

"Am I speaking to Mrs Sharma?

"Yes…..speaking"

DEB Guy, "You’re a month overdue, you know!"

"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.

"Well, maam, it’s in our files!" says the DEB guy.

"What are you saying? It’s in your files….HOW????

"Yes…. we have a system of finding out who’s overdue"

"Oh my Goodness!!!!! This is too much….."

"Madam, I am sorry…… I am following orders. I have to inform you are overdue".

"I know that…. Let me talk to my husband about this tonight. He will speak to your company tomorrow"

That night, she tells her husband about the call, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to the DEB office the next morning.

"What’s going on? You have it on your file that my wife is one month overdue? "What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.

"Just calm down, "says the lady at the reception at DEB, it’s nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us."

"PAY you? And if I refuse?"

"Well, in that case, sir, we’d have no option but to cut yours off."

"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.

"I don’t know. I guess she’d have to use a candle!"

30 September 2009, 8:31 am (Wed)

Dad Got 2 of This !

Filed under: Jokes/Humour
The Bio teacher draws a huge PENIS on the board and asks ‘Does anybody know what this is? 
 
Dirty Harry says ‘Oh, it’s a penis and you know dad’s got 2 of them?’
 
The teacher says ‘2 of them?’
 
Harry says ‘ya! The little one he uses to pee and the big one to brush mum’s teeth.’

13 September 2009, 7:02 am (Sun)

How Did Human Race Appear ?

Filed under: Jokes/Humour

10 September 2009, 9:08 am (Thu)

Poor thing - A(H1N1)

Filed under: Jokes/Humour

I had kept this nice photo for a 2 weeks. Suppose to put it up since I have it emoticon

Lovely right ?

08 September 2009, 10:00 am (Tue)

Man in Woman

Filed under: Jokes/Humour

Woman has Man in it;
Mrs.
has Mr . in it;
Female has
Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has
Adam in it;

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now…

I never looked at it this way before:

Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with MEN?

MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologist
AND ..
When we have REAL trouble, it’s a HISterectomy.

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